Getting it done

So I am a blogger now. This is a thing. I have joined the ranks of foodies and moms and other people who want to tell others how they feel about things, give tips, tell jokes. Whatever. I'm doing it too. What am I going to blog about? I can talk about how I just printed a paper with every other page upside down and how annoying that is, or how I think fried eggs smell like wet dog. I can describe how my sinus pressure makes my eyes feel like they are about to bulge out of my head and pop all over this screen I would give nearly anything to not have to look at. I don't really want to talk about any of that stuff. I just want to get this blog done and move on to other homework. I want to get it all done and be able to sit and read for recreation because I can't remember the last time I read something that wasn't a textbook and boy does that bum me out. I am off to a terrible start. I feel like my blog posts should all be meaningful and interesting to read but today- today I simply don't care. My head hurts, I'm busy, and I think there a rogue eyelash raking against my sclera. Oh good. I remember what the white of my eye is called. That will come in handy for my test on Friday. I am wondering if I have hit 300 words yet. I am also thinking that this needs to be dated. Doesn't a blog date its entries automatically? I don't know. Does this need to be mla format? Surely not. Double spaced? I don't think I did the other one that way.. Nah I'm not messing with it. Surely I have hit 300 words by now. doo doo doo doot doo doooo. Yep. I'm done.